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	1.	If This Doesn't Sell Well I Am Renaming All The Songs And Marketing It As A Christian CD 01:30
	2.	I Just Want To Cum In Peace 02:31
	3.	Sure I Will Eat Your Pussy. . . Where's The Blender? 01:33
	4.	It's A Fat Mermaid Or A Beached Whale. . . Either Way I Am Getting Lucky 01:25
	5.	He Is On To Us And Our Reptilian Mass Murder Pills 00:40
	6.	I'm Not Playing Grand Theft Auto I Am Practicing To Shoot You In The Face 00:59
	7.	Earth Girls Can't Dance 01:45
	8.	kill.fuck.eat 01:40
	9.	Cuntsequences 01:18
	10.	I'm Not Racist I Just Hate Black People 01:34
	11.	They Came From Beyond Space To Rape Your Face 02:04
	12.	Is This A Dance Party Or A Meat Factory? 01:27
	13.	Teenagers From Outer Space 00:52
	14.	The Art Of Drunk Sexting Your Grandma And Blaming Auto-Correct 02:40
	15.	What's In My Genes And What's In My Jeans 02:14
	16.	Tucking It And Dancing Naked As An Attempt To Provide Adept Social Commentary 03:31
	17.	Crop Circles Are Alien Dick Selfies 00:53		buy track
	18.	How Stupid Do You Think We Are? . . . Don't Answer That 02:12
	19.	Save A Bridge Burn A Bitch 01:22
	20.	Zero Gravity Ass Clap 03:12
	21.	It's Not A Shotgun. . . It's A Fully Functional Shotgun Shaped Dildo 02:34
	22.	We Abducted The Town Of Footloose Once 01:02
	23.	Anal Probing Is Really More Of An Intergalactic Pastime Than It Is Scientific Human Rectal Research 01:11
	24.	A Penny Saved Is A Penny Towards A Pack Of Newports 03:13
	25.	Analhilation 01:40
	26.	If This Shit Doesn't Work Out I Can Always Become A DJ 01:44
	27.	Dumb Blondes and A-Bombs 02:09
	28.	Astronaut Fuck Twat 01:22
	29.	Taterthot 01:27
	30.	Outro 01:32
	31.	An Interview With ETDC 02:47

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